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  • Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

    couldnt resist!...lol

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
    is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
    ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
    shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may
    choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love
    the Lord.


    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the
    Lord, and love kids.


    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the
    Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but
    feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign
    reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
    drop- dead good looking and helps with the housework.


    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
    to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs,
    love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
    men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
    your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


  • #2
    Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

    Lmao
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    • #3
      Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

      Lol, getting greedy there.
      Bill
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      • #4
        Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

        The truth, the truth, finally the truth. ROTFL
        Must hide this from the wife, she didn't know there was a 6th floor and
        bought me on the 5th............RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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        • #5
          Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

          I am reminded of a bench outside a store up in the Blue Mountains in Australia with a sign that reads.

          "Reserved for bored husbands"
          Bill
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          • #6
            Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

            Bill2006:

            I'll bet it's always full too. lol

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            • #7
              Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

              I'd have stopped at the first floor .............yeah right! lol
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              • #8
                Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                Originally posted by Lincslady
                I'd have stopped at the first floor .............yeah right! lol
                lol..I got off at the 5th and should have continued to the sixth!!!!....hehe..

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                • #9
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                  hahahaha!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                    Kassi59:

                    You perform your hooks and jabs with such surgical presision I think you must have been a boxer in a former life

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                      Originally posted by circuspet.com
                      Kassi59:

                      You perform your hooks and jabs with such surgical presision I think you must have been a boxer in a former life
                      Nah, Ive got a BS degree in artistry....not necessarily from a local college...lol...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                        Ah but what do the ladies get if they go to the basement?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                          bargins...and you know bargins are something nobody else wanted!...lol...and sometimes some of the best merchandise ever!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                            Originally posted by kassi59
                            bargins...and you know bargins are something nobody else wanted!...lol...and sometimes some of the best merchandise ever!
                            Sounds familiar.................. I think thats how my better half got hold of yours truely.
                            Shes married I'm happy............... married to me of cause!!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

                              I got off at the third floor...and I'm glad I did too!!!

                              Although.....lol
                              frogs in wigs

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