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    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of
    you have forgiven your enemies?"

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    "Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

    "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

    "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

    "Ninety-eight." she replied.

    "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
    all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
    in the world?"

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

    "I outlived the bitches."
    Bill
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  • #2
    Re: Forgive your enemies

    LMAO...

    little SWEETHEART of a lady..??????!!!...

    lmao

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    • #3
      Re: Forgive your enemies

      very funny

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      • #4
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        lol..Thats my kind of little old lady lol
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        • #5
          Re: Forgive your enemies

          lol..Im with lincs....gotta few more years to go!......good one!

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          • #6
            Re: Forgive your enemies

            Good one Bill..... between you and Kate theres no telling you apart.
            Keep posting them.

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            • #7
              Re: Forgive your enemies

              Bills the one with the cigar!...lol

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              • #8
                Re: Forgive your enemies

                Originally posted by kassi59
                Bills the one with the cigar!...lol
                Oh yes we can all see that..... but at least you the one with the smile!

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                • #9
                  Re: Forgive your enemies

                  Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                  Oh yes we can all see that..... but at least you the one with the smile!
                  Oh Bill is smiling, just cant see it behind that huge cigar!...must be cuban!...lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: Forgive your enemies

                    Originally posted by kassi59
                    Oh Bill is smiling, just cant see it behind that huge cigar!...must be cuban!...lol
                    Cuban?...... no ways he looks more like Bill the mafioso!!!
                    (No offence Bill just kidding!!!!!)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Forgive your enemies

                      no no traveler, I meant the smoke, not the man!...lol

                      but yea,he does look tough doesnt he?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Forgive your enemies

                        Originally posted by kassi59
                        no no traveler, I meant the smoke, not the man!...lol

                        but yea,he does look tough doesnt he?
                        He sure does!!!!!!! Kate I know you ment the smoke..... what smoke dont you mean the canon?

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                        • #13
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                          looks like a nice smoke...wish I could have a puff or two!...a nice cognac mmm...Id be set!....hehehe

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                          • #14
                            Re: Forgive your enemies

                            Kate's nicer.

                            Come to think of it, it was a good cigar.
                            Bill
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                            • #15
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                              ah..there Bill! Im sure, so was it cuban?..hehe

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