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These newspaper adverts are all real (but don't they always say that) :)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
FREE PUPPIES:
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake, call Stephanie.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD:
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents lb.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
FREE PUPPIES:
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake, call Stephanie.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD:
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents lb.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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