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    Some Blonde jokes collected on my recent planet travels.



    AUTO REPAIR
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
    She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just **** in the carburetor."
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


    SPEEDING TICKET
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
    he could see her license.
    She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
    yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it
    to you!"

    EXPOSURE
    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
    breast hanging out.
    A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I
    could cite you for indecent exposure?"
    She says, "Why, officer?"
    "Because your breast is hanging out." He says.
    She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

    RIVER WALK
    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
    another blonde on the opposite bank.
    "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
    shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

    KNITTING
    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
    freeway.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
    behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to is
    flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on
    his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
    "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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    Re: Those Blondes!!!!!!!!

    Im staying out of it LOL

    FPRULES


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    • #3
      Re: Those Blondes!!!!!!!!

      I'm not a blond so I love them
      Sharon Chajin

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