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  • ATM Procedures

    Drive Through ATM Procedures




    MALE PROCEDURE

    * 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

    * 2 Put down your car window.

    * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

    * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

    * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

    * 6 Put window up.

    * 7 Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE

    * 1 Drive up to cash machine.

    * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

    * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

    * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

    * 5 Turn the radio down.

    * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

    * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

    * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

    * 9 Insert card.

    * 10 Re-insert card the right side up

    * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

    * 12 Enter PIN.

    * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

    * 14 Enter amount of cash required.

    * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

    * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

    * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

    * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

    * 19 Re-check make-up again.

    * 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

    * 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

    * 22 Retrieve card.

    * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

    * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.

    * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

    * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

    * 27 Release Parking Brake.

  • #2
    Re: ATM Procedures

    Not ............

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    • #3
      Re: ATM Procedures

      lol, very good
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      • #4
        Re: ATM Procedures

        Now wait just a minute.....I think the roles are reversed...at least in my case! lol. Other than the purse part....the female version describes my hubby! haha
        Cindy Smentowski

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        • #5
          Re: ATM Procedures

          Originally posted by Dream Lady
          Now wait just a minute.....I think the roles are reversed...at least in my case! lol. Other than the purse part....the female version describes my hubby! haha

          lol Cindy .......... hiya .........

          I agree, that is so not me!! Eye don't know who tho. ... lol

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          • #6
            Re: ATM Procedures

            lol, you guys.........

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            • #7
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              And to think that women can remember exactly how much money they withdrew on any given day, and what they spent it on.....and the guys can only offer comments that "stuff is more expensive nowadays" and that they were under the assumption that the limits to cash withdrawls was instituted by a woman for this very reason: to keep men in check!!
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Vasili
                And to think that women can remember exactly how much money they withdrew on any given day, and what they spent it on.....and the guys can only offer comments that "stuff is more expensive nowadays" and that they were under the assumption that the limits to cash withdrawls was instituted by a woman for this very reason: to keep men in check!!

                Eye couldn't have said it any better myself ..... hee hee hee

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                • #9
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                  hillarous...thanks
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