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NINE POINTS TO PONDER FOR 2007
#9
Life is sexually transmitted. Death can be also, but there is a choice there, isn't it???
#8
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. (or so I've been told)
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
(I am proof of that: Look! I'm a "General"!! LOL)
#6
Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-******* is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security??
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
#9
Life is sexually transmitted. Death can be also, but there is a choice there, isn't it???
#8
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. (or so I've been told)
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
(I am proof of that: Look! I'm a "General"!! LOL)
#6
Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-******* is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security??
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
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