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    Double-entendres from British media

    Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
    for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold
    out there, they're rubbing each other and he's just come in his shorts."

    Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
    use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

    Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
    Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
    superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he
    wished he had a hard on now."

    Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on
    This
    Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last
    night."

    Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
    formidable
    lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

    Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
    Phil tell us about your amazing third leg."

    Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire,
    inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just
    tossed it off."

    Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's
    nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

    James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
    does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?"

    Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today
    after a 69."

    Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big
    race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about
    coming from different positions."

    Steve Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude:
    "There's something big growing between my legs."

    Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
    said:
    "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
    and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that
    eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave
    the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
    playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
    balls and kisses them... Oh my God!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

    Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I
    once rode her mother."

    New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
    Gibson comes inside of him."

    Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing


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  • #2
    Re: Double entendres

    LMBO, Roy! I actually remember some of those. Lol

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      Re: Double entendres

      "Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I
      once rode her mother."


      LOL oooerr ;)

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        Re: Double entendres

        It;s truly evidence that an old cattle illness has now been transmited to humans (hoof n mouth). Very funny and still going hard.

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        • #5
          Re: Double entendres

          lol Royb

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