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    New Golf book.

    Table of Contents:
    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Third Putt
    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a **** from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
    Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
    Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
    Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
    Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
    Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
    Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 A.M.
    Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
    Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
    Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
    Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
    Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
    Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
    Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
    Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
    Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
    Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.......A personal favorite of mine...
    Bill
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    Bill2006:

    You fogot
    Chapter 19 - How to declair mulligun and remove two strokes from your score.

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      Golf! It's a real addiction. My house backs up on a golf course, and we can see dodwn the fairway, as well as a green and a sand trap. Preetty funny watching these golfers when they think nobody can see them..
      Liz
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        Dont take the mickey out of the game I love.................fore........
        Have fun
        Regards..... David

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          I like number 16, When to re-grip your ball retriever, That says it all!!!

          18 would be good if we had a cart girl, we have a cart boy!!!

          Another one could be, How to miss bunkers by playing into the bushes.
          Phil Cartledge (Aussie Phil)

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