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    A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end
    her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went
    down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
    water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on
    the edge of the pier crying.

    He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot
    to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
    you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
    good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
    closer he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,
    "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy". The
    girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

    That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
    in a lifeboat. From then on every night he brought her
    three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
    passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
    discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?"
    the Captain asked.

    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
    explained. "I get food and trip to Europe, and he's
    having me."

    "He sure is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the
    Staten Island Ferry."

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    Re: I'll end my life -

    that is a good one...
    Liz
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      Funny.
      Bill
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      • #4
        Re: I'll end my life -

        lol Kate........funny

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        • #5
          Re: I'll end my life -

          That was a good one Kate
          He sure took her for a ride.......lol

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