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    And after such a troubled weekend I though I would post this one for you ladies......just to bring a smile to your faces......hee hee hee


    MEN.........


    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
    free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
    marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
    just to get a little sausage.

    Men are like....

    1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of
    you.
    2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure
    why.
    5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
    usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
    say.
    7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
    off.
    8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
    to mature.
    9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion.
    10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
    while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
    bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
    rest are handicapped.

    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
    understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
    know !!!!!!!!!!

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

    Very good.. LOL
    and you can add this one:

    "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
    Liz
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    Ring the bells that still can ring

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    • #3
      Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

      Originally posted by larazovich
      Very good.. LOL
      and you can add this one:

      "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

      Nice one Liz I like that one .....hee hee hee

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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      www.astralengineering.net
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      • #4
        Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

        lol uhum ... I see what you all mean ...

        I say Men are Handy When They Are Close ....

        hmmmmmmmm

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        • #5
          Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

          Originally posted by LadyEye
          lol uhum ... I see what you all mean ...

          I say Men are Handy When They Are Close ....

          hmmmmmmmm


          HHHmmmmmmmmmm for "WHAT" and WHY?.......heee hee hee..... please explain!!!!!..... roflmao

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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          • #6
            Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

            lol

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            • #7
              Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

              Originally posted by Astraltraveller
              HHHmmmmmmmmmm for "WHAT" and WHY?.......heee hee hee..... please explain!!!!!..... roflmao

              lol is right CL

              Leader ... you will just have to go ahead and buy my "Pdf" version of this one ... it's not a freebee ... lmao ...

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              • #8
                Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                Originally posted by LadyEye
                lol is right CL

                Leader ... you will just have to go ahead and buy my "Pdf" version of this one ... it's not a freebee ... lmao ...

                Not even a freebee for THE LEADER .......where can me buy......hee hee hee

                Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                • #9
                  Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                  Just might have a draw for that instead Astral, seeing how David is giving me a "full deck" I'll have 52 cards and the odd "jokers" to do a draw from .. lol ... once I get my diamonds from David, I'll let you choose your card ... lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                    Originally posted by LadyEye
                    Just might have a draw for that instead Astral, seeing how David is giving me a "full deck" I'll have 52 cards and the odd "jokers" to do a draw from .. lol ... once I get my diamonds from David, I'll let you choose your card ... lol
                    Thank you .....How Nice of you....hee hee hee......I want an ACE of SPADES......lol

                    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                    • #11
                      Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                      Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                      Thank you .....How Nice of you....hee hee hee......I want an ACE of SPADES......lol

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                      • #12
                        Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                        Originally posted by LadyEye
                        Thank you sweetie is that ACE for my promotion or is it because I'm an ACE.......lol

                        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                        • #13
                          Re: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

                          Good one. lol..
                          Here's one for you..
                          What has a 747 plane and a peroxide blonde got in common???

                          They both have a black box!!!

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