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    A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.
    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?"
    "Originally from Essex sir," the boy replied.
    "Why did you leave Essex?" the manager asked.
    The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers there."
    "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Essex."
    "No ****!" the boy replied. "Who does she play for?"

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    LMAO
    I mean.. I actually feel sorry for people in Essex. Its a nice place!

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    • #3
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      Lol
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      • #4
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        very funny - quick thinking - something we all need
        Ann
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        • #5
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          lol

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          • #6
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            Quick thinking ideed, nice one.
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            • #7
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              Watch it - I'm from Essex!! :)
              Trish
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              • #8
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                Eeee! Trish! You have my hamster on your site! lol. He is famous LOL

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                • #9
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                  Real good.
                  Mike

                  Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by darklight
                    Eeee! Trish! You have my hamster on your site! lol. He is famous LOL
                    A world famous hamster!!! Thanks Terrii! Do you want a credit?
                    Trish
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                    • #11
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                      Hehe Yusss he is! And na dont worry about it! Glad I could contribute something to your amazing website!

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by limebrook1
                        Watch it - I'm from Essex!! :)

                        That quick thinking wasn't me......Trish.....hee hee hee.....lol
                        Welcome back......Hope to see more of you here soon......lol

                        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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