Another Joke

[Glenn]

Q. Where do you see a maneating fish?


Q. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall?


Q. Why are fish so smart?

[Sarah]

Come on......tell us!

[Glenn]

1A...In a resturant

2A....Dam

3A....Because they hang around in schools

[Glenn]

Two Can Play The Game

A women is in bed with her lover,who also
happens to be her husband's best friend.
They have sex for hours ,and afterwards,
while they're lying,shattered, in the bed,the
phone ring's.It being the woman's house
she picks up the reciever.
Her lover looks over at her and listen's in
hearing only her side of the conversation
speaking in a cheery voice ,she say's"hello ?
oh,hi! I'am glad that you called Really?
That's wonderful.I'am so happy for you .
That's sounds really terrific Great! Thanks
Okay.Bye bye'
she hang's up the telephone and her
lover ask's "who was that?"
"oh," she replies,"that was my husband
telling me all about the great time
he's having on his fishing trip with you ."

[M Burns]

That actually happened to me. SMITHEEEEERS!!!

[Sarah]

Why am I not surprised.

[asent]

Re: Another Joke

That's right, "Life is short and then .... I have to clean up my refrigerator".

[Mihir]

Re: Another Joke

Nor do I.