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A Mother or New Grandma is
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
- Tenneva Jordan
"Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over." - George Cooper
"Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love." - Mildred B. Vermont
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after." - Peter De Vries
"All mothers are working mothers." - Author Unknown
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." - Author Unknown
"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." - Ambrose Bierce
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." - Aristotle
"Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries." -T. DeWitt Talmage
"For the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world" - William Ross Wallace
- Tenneva Jordan
"Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over." - George Cooper
"Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love." - Mildred B. Vermont
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after." - Peter De Vries
"All mothers are working mothers." - Author Unknown
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." - Author Unknown
"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." - Ambrose Bierce
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." - Aristotle
"Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries." -T. DeWitt Talmage
"For the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world" - William Ross Wallace
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