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    Definitions of life ...




    School:
    A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance:
    A contract that keeps you poor all your life so thatyou can die Rich.

    Nurse:
    A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


    Marriage:
    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masters.


    Divorce:
    Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears
    : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated By feminine waterpower.

    Lecture:
    An art of transferring information from the notes of theLecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise
    : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybodybelieves he got the biggest piece.

    Dictionary
    : A place where success comes before work.


    Conference Room
    : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.


    Father
    : A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal:
    A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Boss
    : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly.

    Politician
    : One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after.

    Doctor
    : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


    Classic
    : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile
    : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office
    : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn:
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc
    .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee
    : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience
    : The name men give to their mistakes.


    Atom Bomb
    : An invention to end all inventions.


    Philosopher
    : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of whendead





  • #2
    Re: Definations of Life

    lol - fanstastic.

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Ive gota agree with this one - espicially when it comes to the subject of girls. lol

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    • #3
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      Hey!!....WSBlue,......these are great .......thanks for sharing.....

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      • #4
        Re: Definations of Life

        ....lol, very good

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        • #5
          Re: Definations of Life

          these are good blue
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          • #6
            Re: Definations of Life

            Thats a good one.

            Must be a genius to come up with the definitions.
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