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A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded
the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to
send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 8 inches in
your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in
California, Aspen, Colorado and Miami. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I
cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!
woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded
the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to
send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 8 inches in
your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in
California, Aspen, Colorado and Miami. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I
cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!
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