The worst Pun

[philipc9635]

Well here we go as suggested by Lady Eye I must say.

Who can come up with the worst Pun. (Play on words)

We started of in another thread with,You like to "Tee off" and the response was " I like to, "Tee Off" a "Fair way". (I guess you had to be there)

Yes very bad I know but it doesn't have to be golf related. Give it a go!!!!

[larazovich]

Re: The worst Pun

not exactly a pun, but I don't know what it is called:

'I'm just another dopeless hope fiend'

[larazovich]

Re: The worst Pun

okay, here is an actual pun:

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues.

A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."