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    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.



    And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children !

    I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

    And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

    "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"



    And the husband began --



    "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
    asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
    took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
    thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten
    for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
    the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
    because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them
    in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
    them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
    that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
    are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
    my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
    me with tears in her eyes and said,

    " Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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