*****s and Wine

[larazovich]

*****s and Wine

Women are like *****s on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take *****s from the ground that are not as good, but easy. The *****s at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[Vasili]

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Leaves little for many to wonder why they don't eat out much.....

[Marincky]

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Oh here's one guy that is not afraid to climb to the top of that ***** tree... Only trouble is when you get to the top of that tree, what appears to be fantastic *****s... always turn out to be worse than the ones at the bottom! Those sweet *****s always turn out to be sour ones in the end!

Bad bad *****s!

[C L]

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Gravenstines............the best *****!
Golden Delicious........another good one!
Granny Smith............Yum!

..........try those ones.....ha ha

[Vasili]

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*****s can have hidden worms , and grapes (if they avoid the crush ) can always hang out a bit longer and turn into raisins: even old and shrivelled up, they are incredibly sweet and delicious!


neener-neener, NEE-nerrrrr !
LOL

[mwalsh62]

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It seems that I once read a story, it was a really old story, in which a woman had a fascination with an ***** tree, and it got some guy in a world of hurt. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

I think the moral of the story was when a woman starts talking about *****s, run away, fast!

[larazovich]

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It seems that I once read a story, it was a really old story, in which a woman had a fascination with an ***** tree, and it got some guy in a world of hurt. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

I think the moral of the story was when a woman starts talking about *****s, run away, fast!

and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..

[LadyEye]

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and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..

Moral for men lol, but for me if I start drinking wine I quit running Lizzzzzzz , lol ..

[larazovich]

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me too is why I don't drink anymore...LOL

[mwalsh62]

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and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..

“Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.”
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

[LadyEye]

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lol ... oh no here we go again, lol

But ................

This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and
it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely;
this must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it
and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then
handing it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait
for the police..."

[LadyEye]

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me too is why I don't drink anymore...LOL

Keeping the quantity of wine you drink is good Liz, lol ...

[mwalsh62]

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lol ... oh no here we go again, lol

But ................

This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

[LadyEye]

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

hmmmm.........

[Vasili]

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The only time a woman starts a sentence like that is when she is recalling something her father said to her ..... usually in a manner of "contrast" to the man she is belittling ......