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    > If copyright symbol had been copyrighted?

    > > Who test new improved tasting dog food?

    > Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

    > > Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

    > If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would
    they remember what they forgot?

  • #2
    Re: Any answer for these...?

    LOL! Good ones!
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    • #3
      Re: Any answer for these...?

      or....

      Why are apartments called as such.. when they are all joined together?

      Why is lemon juice made with 'artificial lemons' yet fairy liquid is made with 'Real lemons' ?

      Why the man who sorts our finances out is called a Broker?

      Why do we leave our expensive cars worth thousands on the drive yet we lock up our rusty old lawn mower?

      Why do sick people have to walk to the back of the store to get their medicine but healthy people can buy their cigarrettes at the front?

      How come the Pizza delivery boy can get to your house faster than an ambulance?

      Why do banks leave the doors wide open but chain the pens down to the desk?
      Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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      • #4
        Re: Any answer for these...?

        or....

        If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

        If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

        What cruel person put the letter 'S' in Lisp?

        When the clock was first invented... how did they know what time to set it to?

        Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
        Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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        • #5
          Re: Any answer for these...?

          Originally posted by Marincky View Post
          or....

          If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

          If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

          What cruel person put the letter 'S' in Lisp?

          When the clock was first invented... how did they know what time to set it to?

          Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
          LoL. They are good. Anymore?

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          • #6
            Re: Any answer for these...?

            Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

            How can there be self-help "groups"?

            How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

            If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

            Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

            How come wrong numbers are never busy?

            Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

            Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn
            down the volume on the radio?
            Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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            • #7
              Re: Any answer for these...?

              What was the 'best thing' before sliced bread was invented?

              Why have the words 'on' and 'off' on a light switch... when it's on you can see it's on.. and when it's off you wouldn't be able to see the word 'on' ?

              How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

              What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

              If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10
              miles away?
              Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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              • #8
                Re: Any answer for these...?

                If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

                Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

                What did cured ham actually have?

                How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

                Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

                Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

                How come you only get a choice of two people for President but fifty for Miss America?
                Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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                • #9
                  Re: Any answer for these...?

                  Originally posted by Marincky View Post
                  If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

                  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

                  What did cured ham actually have?

                  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

                  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

                  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

                  How come you only get a choice of two people for President but fifty for Miss America?
                  Good. Where u get all these.... hahaha

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                  • #10
                    Re: Any answer for these...?

                    That's the wonders of the internet...
                    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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