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    21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

    8. Don't use any punctuation.

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

    20. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of ******* and say you would like to fit it.

    21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .....


    Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile.

    Its Called ... therapy.

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    omg.........this was funny

    I can just see you doing them all.......lol

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    • #3
      Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

      Originally posted by C L View Post
      omg.........this was funny

      I can just see you doing them all.......lol
      How do you think I THE LEADER keeps fit...?????......now you know.....lol

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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      • #4
        Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

        ......yeh well, I could play some of these myself....they're funny things to do.......does that make us insane?

        nevermind........don't answer, lol

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        • #5
          Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

          Originally posted by C L View Post
          ......yeh well, I could play some of these myself....they're funny things to do.......does that make us insane?

          nevermind........don't answer, lol

          Sssssshhhhhhhhhh....... keep it to our selves......lol

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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          • #6
            Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

            Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post

            19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
            Is it fair to say this if they're only 24 and 27 lol?
            Ken

            If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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            • #7
              Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

              ya Ken...and in this case, it's fair to say "I'm gonna have to let both of you go" lol

              ......wasn't there a commercial about that?

              "Can't get your kids to move out of the house?"

              Stop serving them cheese........lol

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              • #8
                Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                OMG, if we did that stuff here the cops would shoot us...lol
                Sharon Chajin

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                • #9
                  Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                  Im actually going to do some of these.
                  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

                  10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

                  11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

                  17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

                  18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

                  They are the ones I am going to do lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                    Thanks Astral, now I know why I am the way I are.
                    Mike

                    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                    In God We Trust

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                    • #11
                      Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                      Hey Leader ... you just keep on crackin' me up .. lmao ... Teri let us know if you end up in jail and we'll break you out ... lol ...
                      kym, merlin & tala
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                      • #12
                        Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                        lmao Kym!
                        Well.. Im in a strange mood.. Im holding a hair dryer and im about to go in the car... HMMMMMM.. Temptation lol. Knowing my luck.. Ill point it at a police car lmao

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                        • #13
                          Re: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                          Originally posted by whiteshepherd View Post
                          Hey Leader ... you just keep on crackin' me up .. lmao ... Teri let us know if you end up in jail and we'll break you out ... lol ...
                          Glad you enjoy them Kym......I will try and post more soon......lol

                          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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