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    OK -- I'm going to start this thread by mentioning what I consider to be the 3 greatest oxymorons of all time. Please feel free to offer your own suggestions!

    Oxymoron #1 -- Female Logic

    Oxymoron #2 -- Adult Male

    (As you can see, I am spreading the 'hate and discontent' evenly across the board)

    And - The Winner Is:

    Oxymoron #3 -- Business Ethics

    Let's have some fun w/ this!
    Dan

    "'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (A. Lincoln)

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    Honest Politician
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      open door policy
      kym, merlin & tala
      creating white majick
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        Comedy & Tragedy

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          Loners Club
          A little Pregnant



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            Jumbo shrimp

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              I actually saw this on the menu once....

              boneless ribs

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                Shows how dozy I am, no idea what a Oxymoron is!....Time for a google search me thinks!
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                  Honest politician :) oops.. somebody already did that one.. hmmm..

                  grateful dead!

                  Karen

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                    Microsoft Works
                    Liz
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                    Ring the bells that still can ring

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                      hows about

                      small crowd

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                        controlled mayhem
                        Ken

                        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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                          Civil War

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                            Ignore this message!!

                            friendly nun
                            good bacteria
                            smart cookie
                            honest salesman
                            fresh air
                            fresh food
                            clean gas

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                              Pretty Ugly

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