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    THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER



    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in Royal Deeside, Aberdeenshire. He shot
    and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
    fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
    tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
    going to retrieve it.."

    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over
    here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in England
    and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you
    own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle
    disputes in Royal Deeside. We settle small disagreements like this with the
    'Three Kick Rule.'

    The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

    The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to
    go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on
    back and forth until someone gives up."

    The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
    could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
    attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot
    into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

    His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his
    mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear
    end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pat.

    Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very
    slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his
    jacket, he said, "Okay, you old f*rt. Now it's my turn."

    The old farmer smiled and said,

    "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

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  • #2
    Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

    Too funny. Good for him!

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    • #3
      Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

      Originally posted by darklight View Post
      Too funny. Good for him!
      That should've teach him a lesson.......lol....hee hee hee....

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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      • #4
        Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

        That is great and could apply to any manner of irritating homo sapien (dern..spell check is very gay! homosapien IS a word)

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        • #5
          Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

          Super Duper Funny

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          • #6
            Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

            good lesson there - funny
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            • #7
              Re: The Duck and The Lawyer.....

              From the bar.... welcome to my world. I have taken alot worse from opposing parties- this would be a good day.

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