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    Bob walked into a Tulsa sports bar around 9:58 PM

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

    Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
    The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
    Bob took the money......
    Sharon Chajin

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    Re: I'll Bet He Won't

    NICE ON SHARON......I think I met her once or twice.
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    • #3
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      I bet she is the same blond that went to aol and aol said you got mail she went outside to her mailbox. lol

      Joe
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      • #4
        Re: I'll Bet He Won't

        Good one Sharon.....
        I wonder if that 's the reason blondes have more fun they never get bored of the same thing over and over?
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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        • #5
          Re: I'll Bet He Won't

          Like it!
          Regards Chris.

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          • #6
            Re: I'll Bet He Won't

            lol great ive started the morning laughing...lets hope its a good day.

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            • #7
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              Fascinating the way how some human minds work!
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              • #8
                Re: I'll Bet He Won't

                Funny, Sharon!
                Ken

                If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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                • #9
                  Re: I'll Bet He Won't

                  Good one Sharon!

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'll Bet He Won't

                    I think I am married to that Blonde!
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