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    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS




    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.




    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.




    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.



    She directs him down the correct aisle.



    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.



    She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?



    He answers, 'You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store



    to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco



    and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.



    So,


    I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.






    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    Re: Cigarettes and Tampons

    Tit for tat, nice one Ken.
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com


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    • #3
      Re: Cigarettes and Tampons

      Nice one lol

      Joe
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