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    I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
    yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.


    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

    came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
    I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,


    and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of



    their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and

    nearly creamed my new truck, but

    I swerved in time to avoid them.

    I yelled, as oles lol....!'


    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,

    sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by

    Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry

    ! on &a mp;nbs p;guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,

    Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,

    Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
    Damn, I LOVE this truck!
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