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    A couple had been married for 50 years.
    They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
    "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
    "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
    Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
    "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
    "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
    "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: Old Timers......lol

    Seen this one before but it's still a goodie....
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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