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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

    You better explain yourself!'

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: Married for 20 years.....

    just Great Lol....
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      Re: Married for 20 years.....

      B U S T E D !
      She musta been a good cook and housekeeper for him to keep quiet all those years......LOL!
      Karen Williams
      Your Belief is Your Reality

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