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    Priest and the Hair Dryer

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
    Priest
    beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for
    you?"
    "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
    mother's
    birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm
    afraid
    they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
    Customs
    for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
    official
    asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my
    head
    down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
    have to
    declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument
    designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father"

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    Re: The Priest and the Hair Dryer.....

    now that was a real belly laugh...................thanks
    Have fun
    Regards..... David

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    • #3
      Re: The Priest and the Hair Dryer.....

      VERY funny...
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • #4
        Re: The Priest and the Hair Dryer.....

        I couldn't help to share this one.... I found it so funny too......roflmao

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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        • #5
          Re: The Priest and the Hair Dryer.....

          LOL
          As I always say, "It all a matter of perspective!"
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            Re: The Priest and the Hair Dryer.....

            Karen Williams
            Your Belief is Your Reality

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