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    In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
    Northwestern University .

    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant
    standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,
    so Dan approached it very carefully.

    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
    large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

    As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his
    hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
    its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

    Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
    Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

    Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
    teenaged son.

    As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned
    and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing.

    The large bull elephant stared at Dan , lifted its front foot off the
    ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
    trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this
    was the same elephant.

    Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way
    into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back
    in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of
    Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

    Probably wasn't the same elephant.
    Jerry

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    Rockdale, TX - Class of 1965
    Milam County Historical Commission


  • #2
    Re: Almost as good as LadyEye's "Get your Kleenix Out"

    I love it! :)
    Trish
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    • #3
      Re: Almost as good as LadyEye's "Get your Kleenix Out"

      omg.........I fell for this....ha!

      good one!.....lol

      I was expecting a nice fluffy ending.....haha

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      • #4
        Re: Almost as good as LadyEye's "Get your Kleenix Out"

        Nice post. To expect a wild one to know you after one visit and twenty years later, especially a visit that was filled with pain, is INSANE. Let alone approach any bull elephant without their handler present at a zoo.

        Very appropriate, Jerry.
        Karen Williams
        Your Belief is Your Reality

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        • #5
          Re: Almost as good as LadyEye's "Get your Kleenix Out"

          yaaa, that's so just not fair, lol .. had me cold!!
          waaaaaaaaaaaa

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            Re: Almost as good as LadyEye's "Get your Kleenix Out"

            very good

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