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    Vaseline Research.....


    A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
    young woman with three small children running around at her feet.


    He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.

    Have you ever used the product?'

    She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

    'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

    'We use it for sex.'



    The researcher was a little taken back.

    'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.

    But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.

    Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'


    The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'





    And you guys thought it was gonna be a dirty joke....ha!! ha!! ha!! ......

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • #2
    Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

    And you guys thought it was gonna be a dirty joke....ha!! ha!! ha!! ......

    I admit I did... funny....
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    • #3
      Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

      me too.. nice one Astral.

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      • #4
        Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

        Got me too.......................

        But good!!!
        Mike

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        • #5
          Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

          awesome stuff that vaseline is, LOL.
          Karen Williams
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          • #6
            Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

            Originally posted by karenwms63 View Post
            awesome stuff that vaseline is, LOL.
            Awesome indeed.... in more ways than one.......lmao

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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            • #7
              Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

              good one astra.
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              • #8
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                Uff-da!
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                • #9
                  Re: Vaseline Research.........lol

                  hahahahah!

                  Good one I will tell everyone at work
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                  • #10
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                    One up for the Alien traveller.
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