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    After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

    Yes, they help me sleep at night. "

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "

    You gotta love Grandmas
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  • #2
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    Aha.....!

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    • #3
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      Funny!
      Ken

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        A very astute and diplomatic Grandma. This one is really good.
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          Like it!
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          • #6
            Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

            very cool

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            • #7
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              Well done!!
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              • #8
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                Good one .... clever old lady.....lol

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                • #9
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                  Sometimes a soft touch is all it takes ....
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                  • #10
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                    Yes, lol.

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                    • #11
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                      LOL, another goodun!
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