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  • The Blind Cowboy

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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  • #2
    Re: The Blind Cowboy

    exactly what I would have replied...............nice one.
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    • #3
      Re: The Blind Cowboy

      Funny!
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • #4
        Re: The Blind Cowboy

        good one Karen
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        • #5
          Re: The Blind Cowboy

          Very good Karen!!!!!
          Mike

          Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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          • #6
            Re: The Blind Cowboy

            LOL
            No spurs needed!
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