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    1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
    2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
    3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
    4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
    5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
    6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
    7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
    8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
    9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
    10. The coffee machine is broken.

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    Re: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

    LOLOLOL

    Ask anybody and they will tell you mine is #10 ...... they can also tell you what my blend is too, since it is a "Company Mandate" to keep me supplied!
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    • #3
      Re: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

      LMAO Very good Teri!!!
      I need to remember those..........
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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      • #4
        Re: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

        11. You spent too much time on here the night before


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        • #5
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          If I get caught sleeping at my desk, someone usually puts a pillow under my head............
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            If I get caught sleeping at my desk, someone usually puts a pillow under my head............
            Advantages of being the Boss David
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            • #7
              Re: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

              lol Teri :)
              Ken

              If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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              • #8
                Re: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

                Last Week I did a 1hr business training session with 20 people.
                Guy in the front row was fast asleep after 10 mins (SNORING).
                We finished and all left quietly leaving him snoring in his seat.
                I saw him yesterday and asked him how was the training.
                He said, "Uh!, I don't know .. it all seems like a dream"
                Decide, what it is your dream. Then do the things that bring you closer to it every day.

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