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    A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

    A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.

    Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.


    When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is
    open.' He Zipped up and finished his shopping.

    At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was
    that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?'

    The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said
    'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.
    Reguards
    Ed
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  • #2
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    Hahahaha
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    • #3
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      LOL... Welcome back ED

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      • #4
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        Good one Ed and hope all is well and welcome back.
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        • #5
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          Lololololol
          Mike

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          • #6
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            LOL


            Reminds me of something George Carlin would say ...
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            • #7
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              where ya been, friend?
              Karen Williams
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