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    Ghost Sex ~
    A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
    About 90 students raise their hands.
    'Well, that's a good start.
    Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
    About 40 students raise their hands.
    'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
    Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
    About 15 students raise their hand.
    'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
    Three students raise their hands.
    'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...
    Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
    The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
    When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
    Bubba replied....
    'Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said 'Goats...'
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com



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    Re: Ghost Sex

    good one lol
    sigpicJoe
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      Re: Ghost Sex

      Ha! Wascally goat chaser!
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      • #4
        Re: Ghost Sex

        Shame on you, Choco lol....
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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          Karen Williams
          Your Belief is Your Reality

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          • #6
            Re: Ghost Sex

            Had me going! LOL
            Mike

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