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    A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skys****er. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

    While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

    Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

    The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important."

    "Well, who was it?"

    "The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."
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    Uff-da!
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    • #3
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      Hahahahah!
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        that is just scary...how close to reality it could actually be! LOL!
        Karen Williams
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          Forgot to check for a knob on the inside of the door!!!
          Mike

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