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    One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He finally approached the U.S. Marine Id_like_to_see_the_president.
    standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush'

    The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'


    The old man said, 'Okay' , quietly, and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and sa id to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

    The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

    The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, sir.
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    Re: I'd like to see the president.

    Love the last line....................great joke
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    • #3
      Re: I'd like to see the president.

      It's all a matter of perspective!
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      • #4
        Re: I'd like to see the president.

        My perspective is I love it lol...very good Joe......
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        • #5
          Re: I'd like to see the president.

          I'd like to hear it again too.

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          • #6
            Re: I'd like to see the president.

            Yeah, it is good to hear laughter.
            It's gonna be pretty quiet the next four years as everyone holds their breath hoping things turn out at least kinda-almost-sorta close to all that was promised ......
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            • #7
              Re: I'd like to see the president.

              My perspective............ the changes have started, but what changes?
              I'm holding my breath, and scared as h***........
              Mike

              Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

              In God We Trust

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