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    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)






























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    he perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

    Men keep scrolling****.





























    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

    By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen
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  • #2
    Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Killer logic...lol...the kind that gets ya killed in the presence of a women...lol! But nonetheless, good!

    P.S. No real self-respecting woman would drive a Grand Caravan...the name alone screams primitive thinking!
    Last edited by karenwms63; 11-21-2008, 10:49 AM. Reason: Added P.S.
    Karen Williams
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    • #3
      Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

      Now, Cadillac Escalade...Lincoln Navigator...
      Now the joke would be real to a real woman...LOL!
      Karen Williams
      Your Belief is Your Reality

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      • #4
        Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

        Ya did say perfect, right?
        Karen Williams
        Your Belief is Your Reality

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        • #5
          Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

          Lmao!
          Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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