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    Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When

    I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was

    take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told

    her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she

    said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too

    large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in

    this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had

    a single problem.'

    Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got

    Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his

    trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said

    that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.

    'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship and

    I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and

    removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said,

    so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get

    into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you

    don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'


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    Re: Jack & Jill

    REALLY funny lol!
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      Re: Jack & Jill

      Keep 'em coming lol
      Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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      • #4
        Re: Jack & Jill

        That is wicked...
        ..ahhh Jack and Jill jokes.. I better not start lol
        Nice one mate!

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          Re: Jack & Jill

          I like the looks of in the Spirit of the Season!
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          • #6
            Re: Jack & Jill

            Another good one!!!
            Mike

            Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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