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    THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in?

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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    Re: Things you can only say at christmas

    LMAO... best one yet.
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      Re: Things you can only say at christmas

      Bloody hell Astral some jokes to get through there, you been pulling some crackers, if you pardon the pun.

      My fave above though.
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      • #4
        Re: Things you can only say at christmas

        Thats good - very funny
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        • #5
          Re: Things you can only say at christmas

          So you have turkey for Christmas in South Africa then, same as the UK? See, here in America we have the bird at Thanksgiving. Either way, either day, these are funnier than hell lol....
          Ken

          If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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          • #6
            Re: Things you can only say at christmas

            Great ones!!
            Wish I could remember all of them.
            Mike

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            • #7
              Re: Things you can only say at christmas

              Good one. I'll have to remember those.

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