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    Birds and the bees

    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

    'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears.'Promise me you won't tell me.'

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunnyspeech.
    At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

    When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

    If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for....

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: Birds and the bees......

    Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
    Birds and the bees

    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

    'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears.'Promise me you won't tell me.'

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunnyspeech.
    At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

    When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

    If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for....
    LMFAO
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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      Re: Birds and the bees......

      Good one Manny!
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      • #4
        Re: Birds and the bees......

        Lmao!!!!!
        Mike

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          Re: Birds and the bees......

          What????? No santa!?!?!?!?!?
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