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    As a practicing nut case i found this on the board and added a bit. so hee hee.
    Lesson 1 never do any work for free unless you mean it to be FREE.
    Lesson 2 if you do work for free do so on the understanding that it’s free.
    Lesson 3 many of us do things for others with out even thinking about what will get out of it.
    Lesson 10 html is not php spelt different.
    Lesson 11 learn to count.
    Lesson 4 Never ever air your views about other members in public. This only alienates yourself, and members will tend to ignore you.
    Lesson 5 Never fart in a closed area. just too bad and especially here.
    Lesson 6 Never answer back to a mod cause they have nut krackers. ( let me tell you i know )
    Lesson 7 Be nice
    Lesson 8 Life is just too short .

    PS Lesson 9 read your question very very carefully before post. cos i might come in and make a stupid remark.

    If you know any other points we can add to this let me know at notlistening@yoursilly.com
    Alien Dude Solutions

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    Dear practicing nut case,

    The only nut krackers I ever use are at Xmas, so you are safe from me.

    Your have spelt PHP backwards.

    You dont seem to ignore me even though I have made many remarks about your crazy postings.

    and last but not least, your posted email is not working......................

    Happy New Year.
    Have fun
    Regards..... David

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    • #3
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      Here is a helpful hint ;
      "Always wash your foot before sticking it in your mouth"

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      • #4
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        It dosnt taste so good if you do that..................lol
        Have fun
        Regards..... David

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        • #5
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          Never tell some one how or what to do unless you have verified it in the last ten minutes, technology changes sooooooo fast!!!!!!
          Mike

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          • #6
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            lol.........very good :)

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            • #7
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              Yes... and dont get stupid in a no stupid zone... otherwise that MAC SMACK will make your ears ring!

              :)

              Karen

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                Good one, Dude!
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                • #9
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                  Nice lessons ALIEN DUDE ... but I am afraid that email address isn't working - care for some lessons? LOL

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                    Originally posted by LadyEye View Post
                    Nice lessons ALIEN DUDE ... but I am afraid that email address isn't working - care for some lessons? LOL
                    Yeh ok but i'm not swinging from the lamp shade again. no way, nope, na na.
                    Alien Dude Solutions

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Alien Dude View Post
                      Yeh ok but i'm not swinging from the lamp shade again. no way, nope, na na.
                      No need Dude, we use the ceiling fan. Or if you are brave enough we have a pole and a dance cage in the Wild Bunch! LOL
                      Nice lessons
                      Reguards
                      Ed
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                      • #12
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                        Updated Lessons 2

                        13/ No Need to ask the same question twice we heard you the first time. i just choose to ignore you.
                        14/ Don't Search the forum for your answer, “Why” Because the pub gets enough money from this lot and you got to give them something to do.
                        15/ We give our time free “Dammmm” so don't waste it. i could be lying on the pub floor by now.
                        16/ If we don't answer your question straight away, we are in the pub.
                        17/ IE7 is no longer supported so don't bother asking if something works with it.
                        18 / html is still not php spelt differently.
                        19/ Don't take any notice of what I say I haven't got a clue what i'm going on about.
                        19a/ Don't believe me Read This how stupid is that. fancy not put a glove on first.
                        20/ Yes a forum is a blog just completely different.
                        Please Take Note Of This Last One!!!!!!!
                        21/ You need a VodaHost Account to publish your BlueVoda website Builder pages.

                        This is a continuation of the above post.
                        Alien Dude Solutions

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                        • #13
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                          Ha Ha Love them all Really Love the Last One!
                          Sharon Chajin

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