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    : 3 Virgins
    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

    They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
    bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
    promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
    marital sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
    said nothing but: *"Nescafe"! *

    Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe
    jar.

    It said: *"Good till the last drop”
    Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
    card read: *"Rothmans"*

    Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
    the pack: *"Extra Long. King Size"*

    She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
    The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
    nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
    card finally arrived.

    Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words *"South African** **
    Airways"** *

    Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
    worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

    The ad said: *"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."*


    Mom fainted!

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    Astral,

    Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?
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    • #3
      Re: 3 Virgins

      Very funny.
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      • #4
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        Very good...................................
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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        • #5
          Re: 3 Virgins

          Originally posted by zuriatman View Post


          Astral,

          Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?
          Zuriatman, yes Nescafe is Instant Coffee.... and is always great in taste till the last drop......lol

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
          Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


          www.astralengineering.net
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          • #6
            Re: 3 Virgins

            Astral,

            The Bride wont feel so great if he is always dishing out instant coffee!
            www.siapamoyanganda.com/
            Malaysian Family Tree Website From the
            State of Johor.

            HAPPY ARE THOSE WHO DREAM DREAMS AND ARE READY TO PAY THE PRICE TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE.

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            • #7
              Re: 3 Virgins

              Originally posted by zuriatman View Post
              Astral,

              The Bride wont feel so great if he is always dishing out instant coffee!
              lol that was good
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              • #8
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