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Astraltraveller
04-19-2009, 12:27 PM
: 3 Virgins
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: *"Nescafe"! *

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe
jar.

It said: *"Good till the last drop”
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: *"Rothmans"*

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: *"Extra Long. King Size"*
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words *"South African** **
Airways"** *

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: *"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."*


Mom fainted!

zuriatman
04-19-2009, 04:17 PM
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Astral,

Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?

D'son
04-19-2009, 04:23 PM
Very funny.

SAman
04-20-2009, 09:58 PM
Very good...................................

Astraltraveller
04-20-2009, 10:18 PM
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Astral,

Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?

Zuriatman, yes Nescafe is Instant Coffee.... and is always great in taste till the last drop......lol

zuriatman
04-21-2009, 05:38 PM
Astral,

The Bride wont feel so great if he is always dishing out instant coffee!

steve-d
04-23-2009, 01:15 AM
Astral,

The Bride wont feel so great if he is always dishing out instant coffee!
lol that was good

aneel90
04-26-2009, 11:23 PM
Naughty...