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    A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon

    with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told

    her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his

    secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT


    FOR APARTMENT."

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing

    that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his

    secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note:


    "Dear Madam:

    Enclosed find a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am not

    sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was


    under the impression that:

    1 - it had never been occupied;

    2 - there was plenty of heat; and

    3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there

    wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for


    R250 with the following note:

    "Dear Sir:

    First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment

    to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

    As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.


    Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if

    you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the

    management.

    Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your

    present landlady.



    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • #2
    Re: Rent for apartment

    Thats good..very funny!
    Happy Building

    DarrenC

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    • #3
      Re: Rent for apartment

      Very funny..........liked this one a lot.
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      Ed
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      • #4
        Re: Rent for apartment

        Glad you both enjoyed that.....

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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