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My husband had a riding accident today - he came off 'cos the horse had got herself worked up and frightened, and she stamped all over him in her panic to get away.
Luckily he only has a sprained ankle and a haematoma on his lower stomach, but is very sore as more horse **** shaped bruises have started appearing.
Anyway, we spent half the day in casualty - and (especially you menfolk) will realise how lucky he was when I tell you that one hoof came down extremely close to some rather important parts!
The doctor sent him away with some rather odd advice to watch for things getting worse - particularly if his potatoes swell!
New medical term?
Just wondered what strange medical advice other's had received?
Luckily he only has a sprained ankle and a haematoma on his lower stomach, but is very sore as more horse **** shaped bruises have started appearing.
Anyway, we spent half the day in casualty - and (especially you menfolk) will realise how lucky he was when I tell you that one hoof came down extremely close to some rather important parts!
The doctor sent him away with some rather odd advice to watch for things getting worse - particularly if his potatoes swell!
New medical term?
Just wondered what strange medical advice other's had received?
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