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Women's Favourite E-mail of the Year!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
away the groceries,
He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the
beds, Do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep
and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the
kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized
to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did
the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was
thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home
all day.. Please, oh! Oh!
Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted Women's
Favorite E-mail of the Year!
If you agree, send it to all your
friends who would enjoy this!!!!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
away the groceries,
He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the
beds, Do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep
and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the
kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized
to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did
the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was
thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home
all day.. Please, oh! Oh!
Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted Women's
Favorite E-mail of the Year!
If you agree, send it to all your
friends who would enjoy this!!!!!