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Astraltraveller
10-21-2009, 06:41 AM
THREE KNOTS


An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots '

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??'

She says,'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

C L
11-08-2009, 11:06 AM
.....that's KNOT on! ;) lol

Astraltraveller
11-08-2009, 11:16 AM
.....that's KNOT on! ;) lol

And why knot..???.... hee hee hee ... glad you liked it.....

hey.!!!..... good to see you back here..... it's been a while.....lol

So are we going to fire up this ship again..???

Vasili
11-08-2009, 11:21 AM
Now that there has been some shifting of seats, still have to be careful not to fly out of the designated flight patterns ...

Astraltraveller
11-08-2009, 11:31 AM
Now that there has been some shifting of seats, still have to be careful not to fly out of the designated flight patterns ...

Who mentioned anything about designated flight patterns..?????
good to see you again General...... welcome back aboard.....

davidundalicia
11-08-2009, 12:30 PM
Lets Knot go where others have gone before...............just unravel those knots and lets go.......................

Collectors-info
11-08-2009, 01:06 PM
.....that's KNOT on! ;) lol
Arh! nearly as bad as the original. :)

C L
11-08-2009, 07:30 PM
And why knot..???.... hee hee hee ... glad you liked it.....

hey.!!!..... good to see you back here..... it's been a while.....lol

So are we going to fire up this ship again..???


....hey good to see you too, and fire away......I'm in, as soon as the delivery truck gets here with the WINE! OMG where's the wine???

.......thirsty!! KNOT KIDDN!

C L
11-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Arh! nearly as bad as the original. :)


awwwww, no it's knot ;) lol

Astraltraveller
11-09-2009, 08:23 PM
Lets Knot go where others have gone before...............just unravel those knots and lets go.......................

Yeah..!!! David.... lets fire up some knots on this ship like the old day... and go where no other but THE LEADER as gone....lol

Astraltraveller
11-09-2009, 08:25 PM
....hey good to see you too, and fire away......I'm in, as soon as the delivery truck gets here with the WINE! OMG where's the wine???

.......thirsty!! KNOT KIDDN!


OH MY GOSH....!!!!!!..... you just got back here and already asking for the wine...??????.......

C L
11-10-2009, 02:06 PM
OH MY GOSH....!!!!!!..... you just got back here and already asking for the wine...??????.......


...ya for days now, lol
................still Knot arrived!!

(stay on topic, lmao)

davidundalicia
11-10-2009, 03:07 PM
Sknot fair is it................lol

Astraltraveller
11-10-2009, 06:09 PM
...ya for days now, lol
................still Knot arrived!!

(stay on topic, lmao)

What knot arrived ..????..... the vino or the spaceship....????.....

Astraltraveller
11-10-2009, 06:11 PM
Sknot fair is it................lol

Oh..my..!!! I guess knot....lol

SAman
11-10-2009, 07:31 PM
This is a little knotty isn't it..............