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    Elderly couples

    A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
    Granny replies, " "@&#%...... the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

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    A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
    He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

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    Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
    Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

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    An elderly couple is attending Mass.
    About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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    Re: Elderly couples...lol

    Always good to read a couple of funnies.....
    Mike

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