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    Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
    It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
    = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U -L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

  • #2
    Re: ... more than 100%

    did you miss
    it
    the first time? LOL
    Never measure the height of the mountain you're climbing. At the summit, look back and see how small it really is!

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    • #3
      Re: ... more than 100%

      Yes, I missed it.
      lOl

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      • #4
        Re: ... more than 100%

        that is very interesting caculation


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        • #5
          Re: ... more than 100%

          Quite funny..
          hahahahaaa.

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